Ok, so I was in a foul mood today, and pretty much let everyone know it. Observe:

There was this post on my friend Nikkis Blog. It was this:

Problem.

If you consider that there have been an average of
160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations
during the last 22 months, and a total of 2112 deaths,
that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000.

The rate in Washington D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000.

That means that you are about 25% more likely to be shot
and killed in our Nation's Capitol, which has some of
the strictest gun control laws in the nation, than you
are in Iraq.

Conclusion: We should immediately pull out of Washington

So The first comments were tame, then THIS one comes on:

Mikey Sez: We are doing what is right for the people of iraq and should not leave untill the job is done. We are the peace keepers in this world. Without the United States doing this job the world would really be a bigger mess then it is. We should stand behind our president and support him. Any one that says otherwise is not a true AMERICAN.

For some odd reason that just CHAPPED my ass! Here was my response:

Twolf sez:
MICHAEL-Here this and hear it good Bubba! Our whole nation was founded on a reaction to a repressive government (thats GREAT BRITAIN at the time if you aren't familier with your history!).

Just becasue you back the current Regime does NOT mean all of us have to follow suit. Thats called FASCISM! Read this:

Amendment I
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

FREEDOM OF SPEECH-Means that I can call anyone of any political party an ASSHOLE, and if i disagree with a policy, you can bet your balls I will I exercise that right!If the day comes when ANY government denies me the right to do so...Well there was ONE revolution...Then there may be time for another.god help us if that ever happens-I RESPECT THAT YOU BACK THE CURRENT REGIME, AND YOU ARE ENTITLED TO DO SO. BUT I DO NOT AGREE WITH ALL OF GW'S POLICIES, AND F*CK YOU-I AM A VETERAN, AND DON'T NEED YOUR ENDORSEMENT TO CALL MYSELF AN AMERICAN YOU IGNORANT HICK!!!

There and none more blind then those who will not see...Those who do not LEARN from history are DOOMED to repeat it!

And like every good fascist, he sez:

Well i think you need to be more informed and grow up some more myself. This country was made great by great men like ronald reagen and george bush and many other fine americans that happened to be republican. I cant help it if a bunch of democrates feel it is more important to spread the kind of propaganda you believe in so that they can try to win the next election. I stand behind my president all the way and am proud to have voted for him. We will trully be screwed if the democrates regain the office of the president and it will be a very sad day in this country when that happens. You will see what happens then when the terrorists come here and start exploding bombs in your back yard. You will wish that the people would have stood behind the president and you will be sorry. I am not the brainwashed person here it is the youth of this country that does not understand what is at stake here. And one day when you grow up I can only hope that you understand then what our great president George Bush was trying to do for the safety and the security of this great country the UNITED STATES.

Of course I am in full SCREW-U mode by now

Twolf Parries AND counters:
Look Mikey!
I was a bit wound up earlier... I forget that there are still arrogant self-righteous people that think they can know everything, and I forget I used to work with the mentally challenged, so I need to use smaller words.

I will type slower for you!

But since I am pushing 40, and am a veteran of the USAF, I don't qualify for the mislead youth. And I SURELY am NOT begrudging your backing of old Dubya.

That’s your right, and it’s a beautiful thing that word.

RIGHT!

Let’s consult old Webster:
In accordance with fact, reason, or truth; Conforming with or conformable to justice, law, or morality.

As an AMERICAN, I have the RIGHT to FREE SPEECH! What’s MORE AMERICAN than using the rights that I have AS an AMERICAN?

Especially when I LOVE AND CARE about my country. No Mikey, if you want to call someone UNAMERICAN, try those who simply don't care about what the hell happens here. THEY are UN-AMERICAN. APATHY is a much bigger traitor to the US then the guy who says old GW is an idiot!

If you go to North Korea, you could be (in BIG trouble) for criticizing Old Kim Jong Il, they would probably line you up and shoot you. I bet you think that’s ok, though, because they are "Un-Korean"?

What would you be saying if THAT happened here? I bet your tune would change REAL quickly! What if John Kerry had won, and was doing something YOU disagreed with. Would YOU be supporting him? I bet not, and if the rest of US were supporting him, you would be calling US un-American too right? Just following you logic dude! You set the games rules. I am just following them to you ILLOGICAL conclusions!

I KNOW how you Conservatives think-Its ALL black and white right?

What just SLAYS me about CONSERVATIVES is they are SO self-righteous, they think THEIR way is the ONLY way. Of course there are some LIBERALS who think there is no EVIL in the world, and they need to be every nation’s friend. TRUST me, there are some bleeding heart Liberals who need a good swift kick in the ass too.

My point was this. If you came over to my house, and accused me of NOT BEING A TRUE AMERICAN I would have to do one of a few things: I would beat you down till you cried for your mommy! (Please don't let this offend your manhood Mikey-its just a point I am making...NOT a challenge)or would simply try REALLY hard to educate you...Maybe then beat ya down-You conservatives are frigging THICK HEADED, and like the war thing..(Might is right and all!)

A true American CARES for his country, and voices his first amendment right to HAVE an opinion. A true American SHOWS up at the polls, and picks his candidate regardless of what anyone else thinks. Whether or not you AGREE with the opinion OR the candidate is irrelevant. A true sign of ARROGANCE and LACK OF HUMILITY is the guy who says what YOU said in the previous post.

I have one side of the family that is right wing conservative Christian Republican, and the other side is DFL all the way.

Me, I am a moderate, and I like to vote on ALL the issues the candidate of the time is touting to believe in. But again, reading your post YOU ASSUME that I am a DEMOCRAT, and do so on VERY LARGE ASS-umptions. I am NOT so-I am merely giving you a rather large dose of SHIT for being such an EGOTIST AND ELITIST that you think ANYONE who doesn't agree with you is UNAMERICAN.

I think you may have made a rather good brown shirt back in Germany. They thought people that didn't espouse to their party were anti-Germany too!

It’s ok though. You are still allowed to have an opinion because this is AMERICA.

I may wake up tomorrow and have a totally different opinion on politics. I may wake up tomorrow, and suddenly find myself with some conservative views.

HEY! It COULD happen!

I will STILL be grateful and happy to wake up and live in the US.

You though will probably still be an asshole. Heheh!

But we JUST DON'T shoot assholes yet, so you will be ok!

Nite Mikey!

Come on back, I like to get riled up-ITS GREAT TO FEEL!

I have no idea what the hell got into me today!

Then I proceeded to chat with my friend LeeAnn and probably embarassed her to death. She was a great sport though! Thanks for the laughs LeeAnn!