Friday, January 12, 2007


Having a tooth extracted is no fun. But it makes me appreciate good health insurance. BTW, if you get a "Dry Socket", make sure you:
1) Get painkillers
2) Get antibiotics
3) Don't make any frigging plans.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007


Happy New Year all you fat bastards! This is OBVIOUSLY the reason why as HARD as I work out, the facts that remain are:
1) I am 40
2) I cannot eat like I would at 20
3) If I hear another 20 year old tell me "Its EASY to lose weight" I am kicking them in the nuts.
Nuff said!