As if people can't get any stupider:

I got back on the "horse" tonight, and did 30, but on he wat home in the dark, I pass a guy with get this....On a bike...Talking ON A CELL PHONE with 2 fishing poles with hooks a swinging!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know you are wondering what I said:

"Listen Dude...You are gonna KILL someone with THAT rig, and I don't want it to be me. Get OFF the damn phone and STOW those fucking hooks before someone gets hurt!"

It was cathartic!